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IMPORTANT FINAL NOTE
FM and AM Terrestrial radio is on one end of the broadcast spectrum very boring, tightly formatted, repetitious, disposable drivel. On the other end of the spectrum it is more often than not academic, pretentious, politically correct, extremely tedious "culture." At both ends of the spectrum it would appear that squares rule. We state this without malice, it is just a fact of our times. COOLARITY RADIO stands firmly against the squares that rule square radio and the 'culture' that breeds them. Won't you join us in the fight to do good radio?
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Thayrone X

Minister of Information for The People's Ethnic Gender Coalition of Choice and Non Choice for Diverse Rainbow Movement and Environmental Sexual Justice and Color

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There once was a bobble head doll named Thayrone.
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Betty Page and Albert Collins are friends of mine.
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Don't forget to tip your bartender and waitress, they are the most important people in your life. Anything less than a 20% tip plainly states for all to see that you are a scissor billed bottom feeder and don't have a clue.
One of America's leading female role models asked me to help her take back the night... My dear friend and drinking buddy Barbie makes a bold statement without resorting to a visit to McDonald's with a chainsaw or semi-automatic weapon.

Got something to say? Then do it. Email me, baby, let's hear your side of the story...
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P.S. My neighbor's dog told me to put this home page together.

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