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Once upon a time after a particularly strenuous broadcast, I asked the
ghost of Albert Collins and 1950's super model Betty Page, The Official Pin Up Girl of
The Bone Conduction Music Show, to help me to my
car. All I remember about the evening's broadcast is waking up in a lawn chair the next morning in the front yard of The Blues Compound of Love
covered with dew, with Hank Crawford tunes wailing from the outdoor
speakers next to the pool.
It's good to have friends that you can lean on, and because I spent the night
in the lawn chair carrying a level 7 buzz, it's also good that my tuxedo was a
rental.
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