Before we go any further, look in the mirror, what are you wearing? It should be a: Hawaiian shirt. If it isn't, straighten that out right away.
This cat Mr. Vacation is on the right wave length, vacation's
are where it's at. Take the week off...,hell, on second thought take the month off and tell Mr. Vacation I said to hook you up.
Hey, let's pay a visit to our dear friend Johnny Cash. He's always in a good
mood and ready to party.
We use only the cutest dairy animals on our 1-900 FARM BABES hot line.
After last call, a 3:00 AM road trip to Abe's Coney Island is always
appropriate. Abe's goes well with a red or white wine. But if you're out that late, be sure to take some
garlic with you or maybe carry a silver cross. You could run into a cute little Vampire
Girl.
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A real radio program offers weather reports. Weather reports enhance any
event and make for a pleasurable and memorable experience.
Good luck and I hope your day at the track is profitable. Just to give you a leg up, here's some Strong Mojo. Be careful out there...
The perfect gift for that special someone: a present from Frederick's
of Hollywood...or how about a tattoo?
What with that pesky Hale-Bopp beckoning the Heavan's Gate folks and many comets in the astral wings just
begging for a chance to clutter the night sky, we offer as a public service safe viewing technique for astral bodies.
I'm waitin' for my man on the street corner of: Hollywood and
Vine.
Remember, we care, and we can help!
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