These are the tunes, presented in order of actual air play, that induced seizures on The Bone Conduction Music Show on December 31, 2000.

This show was made up completely of recycled products. No animals were harmed during the production of this show. Carbon dioxide emissions were kept at a minimum during the entire broadcast, and not one styrofoam cup was used for coffee, tea, or bourbon servings. We used only earthware thrown cups made by potters with beards and bib overalls. This show is approved by the Free The Gay Feminist Bolivian Whales Defense Fund. Have a green day.

We use only the finest ingredients:

WHAT ARE YOU DOING NEW YEAR'S EVE?--THE TUNE WEAVERS
THE CLOCK--JOHNNY ACE
TICK TOCK--NARVIN AND JOHNNY
FUNNY, HOW TIME SLIPS AWAY--JOE HINTON
TIME HAS COME TODAY--THE CHAMBERS BROTHERS
THE WAY YOU LOOK TONIGHT--FRANK SINATRA
CHRISTMAS OF LOVE--LITTLE ISIDORE
EVERLASTING LOVE--CARL CARLTON
JEST SMOOCHIN'--SWEETMAN
THRILL ME--JAMES RIVERS BAND
VIVA DA FUNK--JOE SAMPLE AND THE SOUL COMMITTEE
SHE'S NOT JUST ANOTHER WOMAN--THE EIGHTH DAY
SEXILOGICAL SOLUTION--MICHELLE WILLSON
TREAT HER RIGHT--ROY HEAD
THE GIRL CAN'T HELP IT--MICHELLE WILLSON
DON'T LEAVE ME FANNY--THE ROYAL JOKERS
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO ME--THE DOMINOES
POLK SALAD ANNIE--BILY BRANCH
SHAKE IT WELL--THE DRAMATICS
SWAMP TOWN--SMOKE HOUSE
GIRL THAT'S HIP--TIM CAROLL
TREAT HER LIKE A LADY--THE CORNELIUS BROTHERS WITH SISTER ROSE
I CAN ONLY GIVE YOU EVERYTHING--THE MC5
MY DARLING, MY SWEET--THE FLAIRS
THE DEACON'S MOVING IN--LITTLE ESTHER
I NEED YOUR LOVIN' EVERYDAY--DON GARDNER AND DEE DEE FORD
OPEN HOUSE AT MY HOUSE--LITTLE JOHNNY TAYLOR
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW--KENNY LATIMORE
96 TEARS--? AND THE MYSTERIONS

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