These are the tunes, presented in order of actual air play, that induced seizures on The Bone Conduction Music Show on December 22, 1996.

This show was done the night after I was married. I had been married twenty five hours when I hit the airwaves (and they said it wouldn't last...). Sarah, The Official Wife of The Bone Conduction Music Show, was in the studio with me. She even made it onto the air and proved to be one of the finest little funding credit announcers in all the land. She was in charge of mixing drinks for the duration of the show and she made sure all drinks came with complimentary fruit sword and bamboo umbrella. She also made sure they were doubles. You don't think I would marry a woman without bartending skills, do you?

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Back Door Santa--Clarence Carter
If My Baby Quit Me--Mike Morgan and The Crawl
I Pity The Fool--Ann Peebles
I'm Waitin' For My Man--The Velvet Underground
So Good--The Senders
Merry Christmas, Baby--Elvis Presley
Pennies From Heaven--The Joe Stanley Sextet
Sleigh Ride--The Ventures
Christmas In Jail--The Youngsters
Christmas, Baby Please Come Home--Darlene Love (the coolest Christmas song ever recorded in the history of Mankind)
Blackout Blues--Jimmy Ley
Walk Right In, Walk Right Out--Fluffy Hunter with The Jessie Powell Orchestra
I'm On A Roll--Dr. John
How Strong Is A Woman--Etta James (I hate this tune and played by mistake)
Damn Your Eyes--Etta James (this is the tune I meant to play...)
My Babe--Mark Sailings and The Famous Unknowns
Little Bitty Pretty One--Thurston Harris
Loaded--ZZ Top
Santa Claus, Go Straight To The Ghetto--James Brown
Pretty Head--ZZ Top
Love And Happiness--Al Green
You're My Christmas Present--The Skyliners (Jimmy Beaumont is just too cool on this tune)
Merry Christmas, Baby--The Whispers
Can This Be Christmas?--The Falcons
Fried Chicken And Gasoline--Southern Culture on the Skids
Look At Me, Look At Me--Liz Mandville Greeson
My Heart Is Filled With Pain--Little Johnny Taylor
Lurking In The Shadows--Los Straight Jackets
It Will Stand--The Showmen
Please, Please, Please, Please--James Brown
I Still Want You--Big Joe Turner
One Moment Of Passion--Sugar Ray and The Bluetones
Mrs. Christmas--The Whispers
Santa, Don't Let Me Down--Earl King
Hold Me Close--Jimmy Reed
I Was A Fool--Kid Ramos
Last Time--The Shakin' Snakes
Oh, What A Thrill--Rockpile
Meet Me Uptown--The Mighty Blue Kings
Voodoo Cadillac--Southern Culture on the Skids
Soul City--Southern Culture on the Skids
Zipper Job--ZZ Top
If You Know It--The Roomfull of Blues Band
Everybody's Breakin' Up (Except You And Me)--Liz Mandville Greeson
You Wouldn't Change--Teddy Morgan
Blind Love--The Roomfull of Blues Band
Turn Me Loose--Dion
Stomach Full Of Misery--Jimmy Ley
Talk To Me--Philipp Fanhauser
Girls Gone Bad--Kenny Parker
Fine Way To Treat Me--Teddy Morgan

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