These are the tunes, presented in order of actual air play, that induced seizures on The Bone Conduction Music Show on December 12, 1999.

This show was made up completely of recycled products. No animals were harmed during the production of this show. Carbon dioxide emissions were kept at a minimum during the entire broadcast, and not one styrofoam cup was used for coffee, tea, or bourbon servings. We used only earthware thrown cups made by potters with beards and bib overalls. This show is approved by the Free The Gay Feminist Bolivian Whales Defense Fund. Have a green day.

We use only the finest ingredients:

CHANGE--GOSPEL HUMMINGBIRDS
SUGAR MAMA--B.B. KING
COOL DOWN, BABY--LIGHTNING SLIM
NEVER LET YOU GO--RUTH BROWN
YOU NEVER CAN TELL--WILLIE AND THE POOR BOYS
LITTLE ST. NICK--THE BEACH BOYS
MERRY CHRISTMAS, BABY--IKE AND TINA TURNER
WALKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND--ARETHA FRANKLIN
ANOTHER CHRISTMAS STORY--THE HOWLING DIABLOS
BE THANKFUL FOR WHAT YOU GOT--WILLIAM DEVAUGHAN
ACE IN THE HOLE--TRUDY LYNN
MY BOY LOLLIPOP--MILLIE SMALL
GIT IT--DAVE EDMUNDS
WHERE OR WHEN--DAVE EDMUNDS
SPEND MY LIFE WITH YOU--BO DIDDLEY
THIS CHRISTMAS--THE WHISPERS
RUN, RUN RUDOLPH--ROOMFUL OF BLUES
PLEASE COME HOME FOR CHRISTMAS--INSIGHT (JOHNNY AND EDGAR WINTER)
IT HURTS ME TOO--ANGELA STREHLI
TOSSIN' AND TURNIN'--JOHNNY JOHNSON WITH PHOEBE SNOW
MERRY CHRISTMAS, BABY--CHUCK BERRY
KEEP ME CRYIN'-- AL GREEN
PLEASE DON'T WASTE MY TIME--MAGIC SLIM AND THE TEARDROPS
HE LEFT IT IN HIS OTHER PANTS--LIZ MANDVILLE GREESON
SECRET AGENT MAN--JOHNNY RIVERS
SILENT NIGHT--HUEY PIANO SMITH AND THE CLOWNS
IN MY DIARY--THE MOONGLOS
GO--LITTLE ISIDORE AND THE INQUISITIONS
OCEAN'S APART--LITTLE ISIDORE AND THE INQUISITIONS
SLEIGH RIDE--THE RONETTES
YOU'RE MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT--THE SKYLINERS
CHRISTMAS, BABY, PLEASE COME HOME--DARLENE LOVE
SANTA BABY--MADONNA
BEATNICK CHRISMAS--PATSY RAYE AND THE BEATNICKS
BLUE CHRISTMAS--ELVIS PRESLEY
SATURDAY NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS--COCO ROBICHEAUX
MARIE--OTIS SPANN
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS--LIGHTNING SLIM
HELLO MARY--LIGHTNING SLIM
I KNEW THE BRIDE--DAVE EDMUNDS
I'M GOING HOME--GOSPEL HUMMINGBIRDS
SOUL SURVIVOR--WILSON PICKETT
GET ON UP--THE ESQUIRES
THE LETTER--DON AND DEWEY
SANTA CLAUS GO STRAIGHT TO THE GHETTO--JAMES BROWN
IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME-- ETTA JONES
HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS--THE WHISPERS
TURNING POINT--TYRONE DAVIS
HARLEM HIT PARADE--LITTLE ISIDORE AND THE INQUISITIONS
RING DANG DOO--CRAWDADDY SIMONE
YOU SAID SHE WOULDN'T--SAX GORDON
A WOMAN NEEDS TO BE LOVED--TYRONE DAVIS
TIN PAN ALLEY--JOHNNY RIVERS
IT'S A MIRACLE--LAVELLE WHITE
WHAT'S UNDER THAT DRESS--WILSON PICKETT

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