These are the tunes, presented in order of actual air play, that induced seizures on The Bone Conduction Music Show on July 2, 2000.

This show was made up completely of recycled products. No animals were harmed during the production of this show. Carbon dioxide emissions were kept at a minimum during the entire broadcast, and not one styrofoam cup was used for coffee, tea, or bourbon servings. We used only earthware thrown cups made by potters with beards and bib overalls. This show is approved by the Free The Gay Feminist Bolivian Whales Defense Fund. Have a green day.

We use only the finest ingredients:

OH BABY, WE GOT A GOOD THING GOING ON--SUE FOLEY
NITTY GRITTY--SHIRLEY ELLIS
NO BUSINESS--BONNIE RAITT
ROCKIN' LOVE--JOSIE COTTON
WILD ONE--MARTHA AND THE VANDELLAS
IN MY LONELY ROOM--MARTHA AND THE VANDELLAS
JOHNNY, ARE YOU QUEER?--JOSIE COTTON
ROMANCE IN THE DARK--LITTLE ESTHER
I HATE YOU--SCOTT HENDERSON WITH THELMA HOUSTON AND MASTA EDWARDS
SEX MACHINE--JAMES BROWN
HEY, MISTER, SHE WAS MY BABY LAST NIGHT--CANDYE KANE
THE MISFIT--EARL HOOKER
YOU'RE THE ONLY GIRL, DELORES--CUB KODA
LET ME DRIVE--SUE FOLEY
NITTY GRITTY--SOUTHERN CULTURE ON THE SKIDS
I'M TOO OLD FOR YOU--THE BUTLER TWINS
A LIAR AND A CHEAT--THE DETROIT UNDERGROUND
300 POUNDS OF JOY--HOWLING WOLF
THE GIRL CAN'T HELP IT--MICHELLE WILLSON
MIDNIGHT RIDER--THE ALLMAN BROTHERS
JUST MY STYLE--CUB KODA
IF YOU PLAY ANOTHER COUNTRY SONG I'M GONNA HAVE TO KICK YOUR ASS--DEAN HALL
MY OLD SCHOOL--STEELY DAN
DESTINATION MOON--DINAH WASHINGTON
OLD MAN'S DARLIN'--DINAH WASHINGTON
LOADED--ZZ TOP
IF IT AIN'T ONE THING IT'S ANOTHER--GENERAL JOHNSON AND THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD
I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF YOUR DOG--ROSIE LEDET
PONY TIME--TOMMY CONWELL AND THE LITTLE KINGS
LET'S COMMIT ADULTERY--CANDYE KANE
IRENE--LONG JOHN HUNTER
GUITAR SCHOOL--SCOTT HENDERSON
GONNA USE MY ROD--JOHN LEE HOOKER
LOUISE--BONNIE RAITT
DO IT AGAIN--STEELY DAN
AIN'T GONNA WORRY NO MORE--JOHNNY YARD DOG JONES
JAIL BAIT--JIMMY DON SMITH AND THE COLD CUTS
I WANNA TESTIFY--THE PARLIMENTS
YOU'RE BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE--SUE FOLEY
WHAT DOES IT TAKE?-- JR. WALKER AND THE ALL STARS
LAST CLEAN SHIRT--JAMES HARMON
HONKEY TONK WINE--CARL SONNY LEYLAND
YOU WANT IT, YOU GOT IT--THE DETROIT EMERALDS
SHOWTIME--THE DETROIT EMERALDS
DO ME RIGHT--THE DETROIT EMERALDS
A WOMAN, A MAN, AND A LOVE--TONY CLARKE
ABC'S OF LOVE--FRANKE LYMON AND THE TEENAGERS
FULL FORCE GALE--VAN MORRISON
SAME AS YOU--SCOTT HENDERSON WITH THELMA HOUSTON
MANNISH BOY--MUDDY WATERS
PRETTY HEAD--ZZ TOP
TREAT HER LIKE A LADY--ALVIN YOUNGBLOOD HART
I CAN'T GO ON WITHOUT MY CADILLAC--CANDYE KANE

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