These are the tunes, presented in order of actual air play, that induced seizures on The Bone Conduction Music Show on March 23, 1997.

This show had a full moon eclipse and a comet going on all night long. As if the eclipse wasn't enough, Hale-Bopp (what kind of a wimpy ass name is Hale-Bopp, anyway? Why not 'The Terminator'?), decided to wiz through the sky during this broadcast and I had to warn people of the dangers of alien rays. Fortunately, Kenn and Mr. Vacation came to the aid of the listening audience by suggesting that to be on the safe side, people should duct tape at least five beer cans around their heads to absorb the dangerous alien rays. Further, they suggested that the comet should not be looked at directly but could safely be veiwed in the reflection of the parabloic bottom of a beer can. This is just another example of the fine work they do as The Official Bartenders of The Bone Conduction Music Show.

We use only the finest ingredients:

Bessie Mae--Omar and The Howlers
Your Good Thing (Is About To End)--Mable John
Wait--J. Geils Band (how about a reunion, guys...just do it)
Sleep--Little Willie John
How Long--The Legendary Blues Band
Quiet Mind--George Bedard and The Kingpins
Boston Driving Blues--Bob Margolin
Empty Bed Blues--Lavern Baker
Work To Be Done--Paul Perriman
Have A Good Time--Hollywood Fats
White Boots--Jimmy and Stevie Ray Vaughn
I'm Looking For A New Love--Jody Watley
Baby Drives Me Wild--The Mighty Blue Kings
Gosh, Oh Gee--Robert and Johnny
Mr. Big Stuff--Jean Knight
Take Out Some Insurance--Rod Piazza and The Mighty Flyers
Jam Up-- Alex Schultz and The Mighty Flyers
The More I See You--Chris Montez
Blood Stains On The Wall--The Shadows
Only The Lonely--Roy Orbison
Haley's Comet--Dave Alvin
Consider Yourself--Stacey Johnson and Ike Turner
Drean Girl--Robert and Johnny
Zoom--The Cadillacs
Big Boy Pete--The Olympics
Gettin' Later--George Bedard and The Kingpins
Rockin' You Baby--Debbie Davies
Wake Up Momma--Alvin Lee
Rosalie--Lucky 7
Backed Up Baby--Jimmy Ley
Loudmouth--Ray Condo and The Ricochets
Papa Was A Steel Headed Man--Robbie Fulks
One Step Forward--Johnny Mooney
I Want You--Omar and The Howlers
Insane Asylum--Koko Taylor and Willie Dixon
Lay Down Beside Me--Lavelle White
Same Time, Same Place--Mabel John
Cruisin' For Love--J. Geils Band
He Got A Key--Bo Diddley and Jimmy Vaughn
I Got To Love Somebody's Baby--Johnnie Taylor
Money--The Legendary Blues Band
Jelly Roll King--The Jelly Roll Kings
If I Could Be With You--Big Maybelle
Automatic Love--Lavelle White
I Found A Love--Wilson Pickett and The Falcons
Don't You Feel My Leg--Blu Lu Barker
You're Gonna Make Me Cry--O.V. Wright
Hillbillies From Outer Space--Jimmy and Stevie Ray Vaughn
I Want To Love You--Delbert McClinton
Fever--Little Willie John
Do You Love Me?--Lee McBee and The Passions
Don't Stay Out All Night--The Shakin' Snakes
Thrill Me--James Rivers Band
Give Me The Key To Your Heart--Robert and Johnny
I'm On Your Trail--Ike Turner
There Will Never Be Another You--Chris Montez
Soul Finger

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